You're about to head into the "private" portion of the site...that is, if you think you can handle it...
For "user name", put either my middle name (all lower case), or the name of the younger of our two cats---.not the old, curmudgeonly, tabby, difficult one, but the younger, friendly, gray, wacky one (again, all lower case).
For "password", enter my girlfriend's first name (lowercase).